January 2011
193 posts
Cross me and I’ll shatter your world.
i had a massive bitch fit in the car today.
fredandgeorge-:
i was listening to the radio and heard that torres is moving to chelsea.
i seriously don’t think i can like chelsea even if torres plays for them.
i can’t do that, morally.
Anonymous asked: What are you most grateful in your life? Big picture and small picture.
Questions gogogo please
“OH FUCK YOU, SHOEHEAD.”
“The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline,...”
– Carl Sagan
“Oh my god. Something’s happened. Lower the curtain.”
– Chung Ling Soo, real name William Elsworth Robinson; American stage magician who performed as a (fake) Chinese-speaking mystic. Robinson spoke only mock Chinese throughout his act, until a bullet-catching trick went wrong and he was shot in the chest. As he lay dying, Chung Ling Soo spoke his first...
“Die, but do not retreat.”
– Joseph Stalin (via demons)
“I drove to New York
In the van, with my friend
We slept in parking lots
I...”
– Chicago, Sufjan Stevens, Illinoise (alternatively Sufjan Stevens Invites You To: Come On Feel The Illinoise).
“I can’t bank on religion. God has no thighs and no life. When one calls to...”
– H.G. Wells
What is this bullshit. UQ needs to get a system of...
I mean what the actual fuck like a quarter of these courses don’t exist, and half of them rely on be having done one of the courses that don’t exist and they haven’t told us how many courses we should enrol in per semester I mean what the hell.
“But you see the problem is
There’s not much depth in what he’s...”
– Rock n’ Roll Nerd, Tim Minchin,
“Once upon a time there was a boy who loved a girl, and her laughter was a...”
– The History of Love, Nicole Krauss (via kari-shma)
“Now you know that the girls are just making it up,
Now you know that the boys...”
– Prevenge, They Might Be Giants, The Spine.
Just had a game of DEFCON. 87 million kills, 50...
Acceptable losses.
“I built a little empire out of some crazy garbage
Called the blood of the...”
– Kiss Me, Son of God, They Might Be Giants, from the album Lincoln.
where the hell do my combs/brushes keep going? I...
are people stealing them i mean what the hell
Died a Virgin →
May you live in interesting times.
“Happiness is a warm gun (bang bang, shoot shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun, mama...”
– Happiness is a Warm Gun, The Beatles, from their self-titled album nicknamed the “White album”.
saebrial said: That line always confused me. “He was going home in June” and died on the day of the Moon landing - 21st of JULY 1969. Do you mean a year Redgum? Also: excellent song. I love the bit about “the channel 7 chopper chill me to my feet”.
Thought about this one for a while. I think, and this is just speculation, it could mean that Frank’s tour of duty got extended due to...
“Then someone yelled “Contact!” and the bloke behind me swore
We...”
– I Was Only Nineteen, Redgum.
Amazing cover of this frightening and visceral song done by The Herd for Triple J’s Like a Version. Absolutely recommend it.