December 2010
294 posts
“There’s a killer inside you. You don’t have to deny it; we were created to be...”
– Liquid Snake (Metal Gear Solid)
srslygtfobruz:
Healey says:
*i thought, like, you got pieces of the baby in the mail
*and then had to build it
*and then the last one was the paint kit
*so you can colour it
*i did one once
*fuckin forgot the leg package
“It may not feel too classy,
Begging just to eat
But you know who does that?...”
– Everyone’s A Hero, sung by Captain Hammer (Nathan Fillion) in Dr Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog.
“Hello again, friend of a friend, I knew you when
Our common goal was waiting...”
– Black Sheep, Metric.
Serpents
Carla: What if J.D. was drowning in the pool?
Turk: Well that depends. What if there are ladies by the pool?
Carla: There are no ladies!
Turk: Baby there are always ladies by the pool!
Carla: Fine what if he's at the "Y" on Wednesday night?
J.D.: Have YOU ever been to the "Y" on Man Night? Not me.
Carla: Ok fine, he's in a pond!
J.D.: Oh! I would never swim in ponds. They're infamous for serpents.
“With a sky blue sky
This rotten time
Wouldn’t seem so bad to me now
Oh,...”
– Sky Blue Sky, Wilco, from the Sky Blue Sky album.
“He asked, “What makes a man a writer?” “Well,” I said, “it’s simple. You either...”
– Charles Bukowski (via upaliproject)
“Surprise surprise, the boys are home
My guardian angel’s rung down my...”
– Teenage Dream - T-Rex
“They say that opposites attract.. She’s really something and I’m really...”
– Charlie Brown, 1963 (via herbalcandy)
Seven Sins Ahoy (Did a good job on Pride)
Day 1 - PRIDE. Seven great things about yourself:
I’m pretty good at making people laugh.
I have splendid fashion sense.
Not going to lie; pretty decent singer :D
I know more useless facts than anyone else.
(Perhaps connected) I’m quite intelligent.
I have an open mind.
I do well on the stage.
Day 2 - ENVY. Seven things you lack and covet.
I lack confidence in talking to...
I'm in love with a girl like you
His Face All Red →
Every British queen named Jane has either been...
Healey: Hey guys
What's so amazing about the sperm of the fruit fly?
Matt: oh
hmm
tasty?
Healey:
..............
Matt: healing powers?
Healey: (stare)
Matt: is this a test?
Healey: ahahaha and you just failed. No really, there's something quite interesting about their sperm
It's the longest of any animal; each individual sperm is 5 centimetres long
Matt: do you have some?
Healey: 5 centimetres each
ahahaha no
Matt: woahhhhhh
you could
i dunno
knit with it
Healey: Keep them as pets
........
what